On Wednesday, I taught a computer class at a school nearby that had requested my help. Having read about science labs in Ghana, many of you may see where this is going, so I will clarify one important fact first: they have computers there. Four of them.
Now that we've cleared that up, let me start from the beginning. Their computer teacher had left mid-year (as many do) putting the computer class permanently on hold. The headmaster contacted me, and I agreed to come one or two days a week, for two hours each day -- I suggested that he could split the class in half, so I could take about 15 students the first hour and the other fifteen for the second. He agreed to this, and told me to come on Wednesday at 10:00am. I asked if he had a syllabus or some notes to follow (silly me) and he said no, but not to worry, the students could explain to me what they had already learned and I could just go from there.
Skip to Wednesday. I showed up at the prescribed time, which of course happened to be the start of morning break, so I was told to sit for thirty minutes until the students were done playing. Then, I was told to sit for another thirty minutes while all thirty-five of the kids were assembled into a room with eight benches wedged together around four computers -- one bench in front of each computer and one behind, so half of the students couldn't see the screens. Now this turned out not to matter much, because the computers don't actually turn ON. After ten minutes or so of trying every possible combination of outlet plus cords, I ran to find the headmaster.
"The computers won't turn on," I said.
"Yes, the computers won't turn on," he explained helpfully. He suggested I teach them what I WOULD teach if the computers were working, and then we can actually practice it all NEXT week (by which time the computers will have been magically fixed by flying monkeys).
So I went back to the class, longingly gazing at the front gate on my way by, and proceeded to ask the students what they'd already learned. "TYPING!" one boy yelled. "WOW, typing! Ok, show me how you put your hands on the keyboard." I was suddenly hopeful that these kids knew more about computers than I'd anticipated. The boy, still looking squarely at my face, plopped his palms down somewhere in the general vicinity of the keys, much in the same way a child throwing a tantrum would repeatedly swat the table with his eyes pinched shut. Everyone else nodded approvingly.
I decided to switch gears, and explain things that were readily apparent on the surface of the computer. "Who knows what this is?" I enthused, pointing to the CD-ROM drive.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" The entire class cheered. Seemed they did have some experience with a computer or two. So it wasn't purely educational, but whatever, I'll take it. I drew a CD on the board, we all said "CD" a few times, and we learned the buttons and symbols below the drive (play, stop, open, close...). The class was excited. We were on a roll. "Who knows what THIS one is?" I continued, pointing to the disk drive without losing a beat. Crickets. Not a soul. You can't watch movies on that drive. We discussed "disks," "files," "saving" things, all of which sounded to the class like I had temporarily been replaced by Charlie Brown's teacher.
Next, the class really started picking up. We moved on to the KEYBOARD. Specifically, the SHIFT key. Helpfully, the shift key is blessed with a big fat up arrow, which was put there for the soul purpose of Giving Shawna Hope. It was relatively easy to explain that if you pushed the key with the big up arrow on it at the same time as, say, the "1" key, you'll get the "!" which is written ABOVE the number one on the key.
"And what do you get if you only push the number one key by itself, class?"
"EXCLAMATION POINT!"
"Nooooo! Let's start again." So after about fifteen or twenty minutes, we had it down, seriously. We could all imagine that when we pushed the shift key with the number two key a big @ sign would appear on the dark lifeless screens in front of us. We practiced passing keyboards around and pushing buttons at my command. Then, I added, it also makes letters CAPITAL! Oh boy! We spent another fifteen minutes or so on that, culminating in the glorious triumph of one girl, Sara, correctly typing her name with a capital "S" and lowercase a-r-a. We all clapped for her, so proud, and then I asked the rest of the class to type their names, to which everyone enthusiastically typed "Sara."
With fifteen minutes remaining, and the glaring success of the SHIFT key making me feel like the World's Greatest Invincible Teacher, I trucked right ahead to discussing the difference between the "delete" key and the "backspace" key. Apparently I wanted to dish my self out a nice serving of humility. You try explaining a cursor to ten year olds who have never seen one by using chalk to draw a blinking object on the board. Didn't really think that one through.
So on that note, it was time for lunch. The kids, on their way out, all told me how they couldn't wait for next week. Let's hope those flying monkeys or magic electrical rats or whoever fixes computers around here gets crackin.
OH, and a sign for you. I saw this sign on the side of the road, in a lushly vegetated part of the country, with an arrow pointing down a small dirt path. Oh, how I wish I could have jumped out of the car and gone down that path. It said:
"GOD'S FINGER FARM"